Pet Fails and Funny Stories Humor Quiz

1. What did Harry the corgi prefer to hang around during visits?

• The toy box.
• The front door.
• The water bowl.
• The food dish.

2. Why did Harry`s family suspect it was him visiting?

• Because he smelled like soap.
• Because he was wearing a silly hat.
• Because they found water puddles and streams in the house.
• Because he brought home new toys.

3. What was Cynder`s personality like?

• Boring and serious.
• Rude and unfriendly.
• Mischievous and fun-loving.
• Shy and timid.

4. How did Cynder make her presence known after passing?

• By knocking over the neighbor`s trash cans.
• By nipping Shana`s dog Alice on the butt.
• By leaving paw prints in the snow.
• By howling at the moon every night.

5. What was Danny the dog`s sense of humor like?

• His humor was so dry it needed a glass of water.
• He thought every joke was a howler and never laughed.
• He loved telling puns but never got a single laugh.
• He had a good sense of humor and enjoyed playing `chase me` with his owner.

6. What happened when Danny`s owner tried to chase him?

• Danny ran in circles until he got dizzy.
• Danny pretended to chase a squirrel instead.
• Danny jumped over a fence and disappeared.
• Danny stopped in the middle of the street and laughed.

7. What breed of dog is Maggie?

• A giant dog (breed not specified).
• A toy dog (breed not specified).
• A service dog (breed not specified).
• A hunting dog (breed not specified).

8. Why did Maggie get skunked twice?

• Because she played in the rain both times.
• Because she rolled in the dirt both times.
• Because she dug in the garden both times.
• Because she chased skunks both times.

9. What happened during Maggie`s first skunking incident?

• She was sprayed in the face while chasing a skunk.
• She napped peacefully under a tree.
• She barked at the sky without noticing the skunk.
• She ignored the skunk and rolled in the grass.

10. How did Maggie`s owners remove the skunk smell the first time?

• They filled the house with flowers.
• They burned all her toys.
• They buried her in a tomato garden.
• They used instructions from their vet.

11. What happened during Maggie`s second skunking incident?

• She played in a puddle and got wet.
• She chased a raccoon and missed.
• She was sprayed again while messing by pine trees.
• She sniffed a flower and got sprayed.

12. How did Maggie`s owners react to the second skunking?

• They dressed Maggie in a skunk costume to match.
• They were unhappy and could smell the skunk spray strongly.
• They decided to invite the skunk for dinner.
• They laughed it off and went for ice cream.

13. What did the woman do when she found out her cat was pregnant?

• She celebrated with a cat-themed baby shower.
• She bought a tiny maternity dress for it.
• She signed her cat up for parenting classes.
• She denied it and became indignant when asked if the other cat was neutered.

14. What was the unusual request made by a client to a veterinary clinic?

• They asked if they could board the ashes of their deceased pet.
• They asked for a playdate with other pets` ashes.
• They requested a grooming session for their pet`s ashes.
• They wanted to take their pet`s ashes home in a doggie bag.

15. What did a client bring to a veterinary clinic thinking it was their cat?

• A Nike tennis shoe.
• A pizza box.
• A stuffed animal.
• A pet hamster.

16. What did an elderly woman ask about her `Tiger` pet?

• She inquired if Tiger needed a new collar for his `wild` looks.
• She asked if Tiger could join the local pet talent show.
• She asked if they could see her 3-month-old Tiger, which she believed was not eating well.
• She wondered if Tiger could play fetch like a dog.

17. How did a woman react when told her male dog was not a health concern?

• She became angry and left the clinic.
• She laughed and said she could `give him relief` by letting him `finish` between her toes.
• She ignored it and bought him a new toy.
• She celebrated by taking him for ice cream.

18. What was the unusual behavior of a man who called an equine clinic?

• He tried to make an appointment for his wife`s ob gyn annual visit at an equine clinic.
• He wanted to schedule a dental cleaning for his cat there.
• He asked to board his horse for a weekend vacation.
• He inquired about horse yoga classes for relaxation.

19. What did a client ask about their dog`s impregnation of their cat?

• They questioned if the dog could nurse the kittens.
• They wanted to know if the cat could have puppies.
• They asked if it was possible that their dog had impregnated their cat.
• They inquired about the gestation period for a dog.

20. What were the large lumps found on a `female` dog`s underbelly?

• They were parts of a toy the dog had eaten.
• They were actually lumps on a male dog`s underbelly.
• They were lumps of fur from a recent grooming.
• They were food leftovers from the dog’s last meal.

21. Why did a client bring their deceased pet`s ashes to a veterinary clinic?

• Because their dog enjoyed being at the boarding facility so much.
• To ask for a refund on the cremation fee.
• To see if the ashes could talk back.
• Because they wanted to make a necklace out of the ashes.

22. What did a man do with a shoe box he brought to a veterinary clinic?

• He wanted to trade it for a new leash.
• He claimed it contained his cat, which was not true.
• He brought it in to return a broken collar.
• He used it to store dog treats for the vet.

23. What was the unusual request made by an elderly woman to a veterinary clinic?

• She asked if they could see her 3-month-old Tiger, which she believed was not eating well.
• She inquired about getting a spa day for her goldfish.
• She requested a wheel for her pet hamster`s exercise.
• She asked if they could train her pet parrot to sing opera.

24. What was the bizarre request made by a client while their cat was being cremated?

• They wanted the ashes spread in a bowling alley.
• They requested pizza be served at the ceremony.
• They asked for a karaoke session during the cremation.
• They asked the cremation man to read out a verse from the Bible during the cremation.

25. What did a client ask about their dog`s behavior?

• They asked if their dog wanted to run for mayor.
• They asked if their dog could learn to dance.
• They asked if their male dog popping a boner was a health concern.
• They asked if their dog was secretly a cat.

26. How did a veterinary clinic handle a client who thought their dog had impregnated their cat?

• The clinic explained that cats and dogs do not have the same moral standards and that the dog could not have impregnated the cat.
• The clinic offered to set up a playdate to find out.
• The clinic suggested consulting a canine psychologist for clarity.
• The clinic advised them to check if both pets were registered for relationship counseling.

27. What was the unusual request made by a client while their cat was being cremated?

• They wanted to take selfies with their cat`s ashes.
• They asked the cremation man to read out a verse from the Bible during the cremation.
• They asked for their cat to be dressed in a costume before cremation.
• They requested to have a party for their cat`s ashes.

28. Why did Maggie`s owners react unhappily after her second skunking incident?

• They didn`t like skunks at all.
• They were planning a party for friends.
• They were tired of cleaning the house.
• They were reminded of the unpleasant smell.

29. What was the unusual behavior of a man who mistakenly called an equine clinic for his wife`s appointment?

• He requested to schedule a dental appointment for his horse.
• He wanted to know about equine nutrition for his wife`s diet.
• He asked for a horse riding lesson instead of a check-up.
• He tried to make an appointment for his wife`s ob gyn annual visit at an equine clinic.

30. What humorous situation involved a client bringing a shoe box to a veterinary clinic?

• He said it was filled with dog treats for the vet.
• He insisted it had a rare breed puppy inside.
• He believed it was a new cat toy he invented.
• He claimed it contained his cat, which was not true.