Ridiculous Life Advice Humor Quiz

1. What is a humorous piece of advice for getting through Monday mornings?

• Wear your pajamas to the office and call it a fashion statement.
• Pretend it`s `Take Your Dog to Work Day` and bring a stuffed animal.
• Only drink coffee mixed with soda and call it a `Monday special.`
• Show up an hour late and say traffic was ruff.

2. How should you respond when someone tells you a bad pun?

• Tell them it`s the best joke ever.
• Ignore them completely.
• Laugh and walk away.
• Groan and give them a thumbs up.

3. What is a funny approach to remembering someone`s name?

• Just shout their name repeatedly until they respond.
• Ignore them and hope they forget their own name.
• Give them a nickname based on their favorite food.
• Associate their name with a funny story or a character.

4. What`s a ridiculous tip for managing your social media?

• Only post pictures of your breakfast.
• Share your deepest secrets for more likes.
• Use only emojis to communicate.
• Pretend your posts are written by a talking cat.

5. How can you tell if someone is lying, according to silly advice?

• Listen for their stomach growling.
• Check if they’re wearing socks.
• Count the number of pillows on their bed.
• Look for their eyebrows twitching.

6. What is a humorous way to cope with running out of coffee?

• Ask a friend if they have any spare change for a coffee run.
• Sit in a dark room and sulk until coffee magically appears.
• Pretend it`s a tea party and offer your guests imaginary coffee.
• Use a hairdryer to turn hot water into coffee.

7. What advice is given for avoiding awkward eye contact?

• Stare deeply into their eyes
• Close your eyes
• Pretend to be very busy
• Look at their shoes

8. What`s a funny way to deal with a bad haircut?

• Blame it on your pet.
• Paint it with neon colors.
• Shave it all off and go bald.
• Wear a hat until it grows back.

9. How could you humorously suggest tackling procrastination?

• Write a 10-page essay about why you procrastinate.
• Give yourself an award for being the ultimate procrastinator.
• Wait until the last minute and then panic.
• Set a timer for 5 minutes and only work for that long, then treat yourself like a hero.

10. What is an outrageous tip for surviving family gatherings?

• Ignore everyone and stare at your phone the whole time.
• Show up wearing clown shoes and a wig.
• Bring your pet snake for emotional support.
• Bring a board game and declare it a `family bonding experience.`

11. What is a humorous piece of advice about keeping secrets?

• Post it on social media for safe keeping.
• Always write it down and share it with friends.
• Don`t tell anyone and they won`t find out.
• Tell everyone it`s just a rumor.

12. What`s a funny strategy for working from home distractions?

• Ask your pets for advice on productivity.
• Make a blanket fort for ultimate comfort.
• Stay in bed all day for maximum relaxation.
• Dress up like a superhero to fend off distractions.

13. How can you humorously manage your work-life balance?

• Schedule a meeting with your couch.
• Use a clown costume at work.
• Ignore all work emails.
• Only work on weekends.

14. What is a ridiculous tip for staying organized?

• Use a trampoline to sort your files.
• Organizing your socks by the mood they put you in.
• Write your to-do list on a pizza.
• Keep all your paperwork in a bathtub.

15. How can you handle being stuck in an elevator humorously?

• Shout for help and break a window.
• Tell everyone you`re just practicing for a role in a horror movie.
• Perform a dramatic Shakespeare monologue.
• Start a poker game using M&Ms for chips.

16. What’s a funny way to deal with unsolicited advice?

• Laugh it off and pretend they offered you a sandwich.
• Respond with a lengthy dissertation on the topic.
• Ask if they want to illustrate it.
• Nod and pretend to take notes.

17. How can you humorously reply to someone asking about your plans?

• I`m tentatively planning to take over the world.
• I`m thinking about rearranging my sock drawer.
• I`m waiting for my cat to tell me what to do.
• I`m going to count my sandwich collection.

18. What is a ridiculous tip for getting a good seat on a plane?

• Chant `Window seat summon!` at the gate.
• Bring a loudspeaker and announce your seat preference.
• Offer the flight attendants chocolate to get upgraded.
• Wear a gorilla suit and pretend to be the entertainment.

19. How can you humorously express your dislike for exercise?

• Claim, `I`m too busy lifting my sandwich.`
• Say, `I`m not exercising; I`m just training for a marathon… on Netflix.`
• Declare, `I`m saving my energy for my next snack.`
• Insist, `I can`t run; my couch needs me.`

20. What’s a funny piece of advice about motivation?

• Ask a dog to give you a pep talk.
• Hire a clown to cheer you up.
• Just pretend you’re on a cooking show and narrate out loud.
• Sleep until you feel motivated.

21. How would you humorously suggest dealing with a noisy neighbor?

• Send them a fruit basket with a note saying, `Keep it down.`
• Hire a marching band to play outside their window.
• Start a loud karaoke battle with them at midnight.
• Build a soundproof wall while making a dramatic musical about it.

22. What is a humorous approach to handling telemarketers?

• Pretend to be interested in their life story.
• Shout at them to stop calling.
• Ask them to call back later in a terrible accent.
• Hang up immediately and block their number.

23. What`s a silly tip for organizing your closet?

• Organize your closet by color-coordinating based on the rainbow.
• Create a themed section for each zodiac sign.
• Hang clothes upside down to save space.
• Store everything in a giant laundry basket.

24. How can you humorously suggest dealing with bad traffic?

• Pretend you`re part of a race and yell `On your marks, get set, go!`
• Get out of your car and start a dance party.
• Call your friends and tell them you’ll be there in five hours.
• Start reading a book you’ve been meaning to finish.

25. What is a funny way to leave a boring conversation?

• Ask them to repeat everything.
• Start counting the number of ceiling tiles.
• Stare at your phone and ignore them.
• Pretend you went to the bathroom.

26. How can you humorously respond to being asked about your age?

• `I`m older than dirt!`
• `I`m 100 in cat years!`
• `I stopped counting at 21!`
• `I`m 29, but I act like I`m 15!`

27. What is an outrageous tip for making small talk?

• Tell them your life story.
• Discuss the weather incessantly.
• Critique their fashion choices.
• Always ask about their pets.

28. What’s a funny suggestion for dealing with an unexpected haircut?

• Start a blog titled `The Adventures of the Mullet.`
• Wear a hat and pretend you`re in a witness protection program.
• Laugh it off and claim it`s a new fashion trend.
• Give yourself a self-hug and cry in the corner.

29. How can you humorously suggest preparing for a job interview?

• Show up in pajamas and say you work best when comfortable.
• Offer the interviewer a banana as your salary request.
• Bring a rubber chicken instead of a resume.
• Wear a clown nose and juggle during the interview.

30. What is a ridiculous way to impress someone at a party?

• Balancing a spoon on your nose.
• Telling knock-knock jokes in a magician`s hat.
• Reciting Shakespeare in a pirate costume.
• Juggling flaming torches while singing karaoke.