Travel Mishaps and Laughs Humor Quiz

1. What is the most common mistake people make while traveling?

• Overpacking and carrying too many shoes.
• Missing flights due to confusion with the 24-hour clock schedule airlines use.
• Forgetting to bring a camera for memories.
• Not trying local foods because they are spicy.

2. What happened to a traveler in Thailand who gave his wallet to a couple?

• The traveler received a thank-you note from the couple.
• The traveler became a local celebrity for giving away his wallet.
• The traveler woke up to find his wallet missing and had to transfer money to his friends online.
• The couple used the wallet to buy a one-way ticket to Paris.

3. What happened when a traveler brought German beer to Liverpool in a duffel bag?

• The bottles magically turned into soda cans.
• The traveler was charged extra for heavy luggage.
• The beer bottles broke, soaking the bags and causing a commotion at the airport.
• The traveler was asked to perform a beer tasting contest.

4. What was the mistake of a traveler who arrived at 1:00 pm for a 1:00 am flight?

• The traveler thought it was the next day.
• The traveler simply forgot about the flight.
• The traveler arrived too early in the morning.
• The traveler mixed up AM and PM.

5. Why was the ticket from Sydney, Australia, to Sydney, Nova Scotia, so affordable?

• The airline made a mistake in the pricing.
• It was a special rate for students.
• The ticket was on sale for the holidays.
• The flight was canceled and rescheduled.

6. What happened to a couple who mixed up AM and PM for their flight from Amsterdam to London?

• They missed their flight but booked last-minute train tickets.
• They thought they could fly their own plane to London.
• They arrived at the wrong airport and had to take a taxi.
• They showed up a day earlier and got stuck in Amsterdam.

7. What happened when a traveler booked a train from Venice but discovered it was a bus?

• The traveler missed the bus.
• The traveler arrived in Venice.
• The traveler found a boat instead.
• The traveler took a taxi instead.

8. What mistake did a traveler make when taking a bus to the Belfast airport?

• The traveler took a train instead of the bus to the Belfast airport.
• The traveler took a bus to the Dublin airport instead of the Belfast airport, missing their flight.
• The traveler boarded a bus to the wrong city entirely.
• The traveler got on a bus to Belfast but went to the wrong terminal.

9. What happened when a traveler booked a hotel in the wrong country?

• The traveler received a free upgrade to a suite.
• The traveler had to find a new hotel.
• The traveler got lost in translation.
• The traveler ended up in a different time zone.

10. What mistake did a traveler make by grabbing his son’s passport instead of his own?

• The traveler ended up in the ticket line for a concert instead of the airport.
• The traveler had to get his friend to retrieve his passport from his house and meet him halfway to make his flight.
• The traveler missed his flight to Disneyland.
• The traveler accidentally boarded a flight to Canada instead.

11. What happened to a traveler who drove from Latvia to Poland with a sat nav that took the shortest route through Belarus?

• The traveler accidentally drove into a circus and joined the performers.
• The traveler had to turn the car around at the border crossing because they didn’t have visas for Belarus.
• The traveler was greeted by a herd of dancing goats at the border.
• The traveler ended up in a Belarusian dance-off and lost.

12. What happened to a traveler waiting in line with 100 other girls in China when a man asked “who wants to go to the blue sea”?

• The traveler asked for directions to the nearest mall.
• The traveler jumped into a cab and went straight to the beach.
• The traveler ignored the man and continued waiting in line.
• The traveler thought the man was asking who wanted to go to the bathroom and yelled “me, me, me!”

13. What happened to a traveler who met a local guy in Sri Lanka and was holding hands with her husband?

• The local guy asked for their vacation plans instead.
• They started a dance-off in the middle of the street.
• The friendly local guy grabbed her husband’s hand.
• The traveler got lost in translation and wandered off.

14. What happened to a group of travelers in Egypt when the bathroom pipes became unbearable?

• They bought a ton of air fresheners and moved in.
• They left immediately and flew to a nicer bathroom.
• They began building a sandcastle around the pipes.
• They decided to take a cruise down the Nile instead.

15. What happened to a guide who noticed a group member had fallen asleep with his prosthetic teeth closed?

• The guide thought the group member was playing hide and seek.
• The guide saw that the prosthetic teeth had fallen off.
• The guide took a selfie with the sleeping group member.
• The guide warned the group member about his bad breath.

16. What happened to a traveler who felt nervous during a flight after 9/11 and sat next to a nervous-looking man?

• The traveler jumped out of the plane.
• The nervous-looking man asked to hold the traveler’s hand during turbulence.
• The traveler fainted due to anxiety.
• The nervous-looking man started singing loudly.

17. What happened to a traveler who swam into a jelly cloud and got stung by jellyfish?

• The traveler turned into a jellyfish themselves.
• The traveler discovered they were allergic to water.
• The traveler got stung by hundreds of little jellyfish.
• The traveler found a treasure chest beneath the jelly cloud.

18. What happened to a couple who visited an isolated island in Cambodia on Chinese New Year?

• They were the only ones on the island.
• They found a deserted beach.
• The island was packed with people.
• They got lost for three days.

19. What happened to a traveler who bought a van with a faulty transmission?

• The tires exploded on the highway.
• The air conditioning stopped working.
• The van broke down on the first day.
• The transmission went out after 4 days.

20. What happened to a traveler who was bitten by a monkey twice?

• The traveler became a monkey.
• The traveler got rabies.
• The traveler started a monkey rehab center.
• The traveler won a prize.

21. What happened to a traveler who was sick and puked in garbage cans from Vinales to Havana, Cuba?

• The traveler started a protest against street food.
• The traveler had food poisoning and puked at every scenic stop.
• The traveler discovered a hidden talent for public speaking.
• The traveler won a free meal at every location.

22. What happened to a traveler who rode a train standing for 6 hours in Sri Lanka?

• The traveler got dizzy and had to sit on the floor.
• The traveler had to stand for 6 hours because there were no seats available.
• The traveler lost their balance and fell into the aisle.
• The traveler fell asleep standing and missed their stop.

23. What happened to a traveler who forgot to book a return flight from Sumatra and had no internet?

• The traveler decided to swim home.
• The traveler built a raft from coconuts.
• The traveler had to wait for a while to book a return flight.
• The traveler was stuck on the island forever.

24. What happened to a traveler who got stuck in a Chinese airport for 20 hours?

• The traveler got upgraded to first class for the next flight.
• The traveler found a lost puppy and adopted it.
• The traveler discovered a secret lounge with unlimited snacks.
• The traveler spent 20 hours in the airport due to engine problems with their flight.

25. What happened to a traveler who was mugged by a monkey in the jungle?

• The monkey made the traveler pay a fee.
• The monkey borrowed the traveler’s phone.
• The monkey stole the traveler’s passport.
• The monkey gave the traveler a tour of the jungle.

26. What was the mistake of a traveler who mistook Delta Airlines for a car rental agency?

• The traveler attempted to rent a plane as if it were a car.
• The traveler thought Delta was a taxi service for the airport.
• The traveler tried to drive a plane instead of flying it.
• The traveler booked a first-class seat for a road trip.

27. What happened to a traveler who accidentally attended a wedding in Italy instead of a sightseeing tour?

• The traveler became the unexpected best man and gave a heartfelt speech.
• The traveler got lost and ended up in a different city entirely.
• The traveler slipped and fell into the wedding cake.
• The traveler was ignored and spent the whole time eating cake.

28. What happened when someone tried to smuggle a live chicken on a plane?

• The chicken was treated as an emergency food supply.
• The chicken started clucking loudly, causing a delay.
• The chicken flew out of the plane mid-flight.
• The chicken made friends with the flight attendants.

29. What prank did a group of travelers pull on their friend while backpacking through Europe?

• They pretended to be tourists from a completely different country.
• They switched his backpack with a stranger`s.
• They convinced him the hotel was haunted.
• They told him the food was made of bugs.

30. What happened to a traveler who packed an entire suitcase full of socks for a week-long trip?

• The traveler had enough socks to start a sock fashion show.
• The traveler used the socks as makeshift pillows.
• The traveler forgot all his shoes at home.
• The traveler became the sock fairy for a week.